THERE NEEDS TO BE ELEVATOR SEX
ELEVATOR THREESOME SEX
It’s elevator sex, but man, to me, this gif just looks like Isaac is some break out celebrity (you can tell he’s a badboy by his leather jacket) and Scott and Allison are his entourage. Scott is on the phone yelling at the security company that didn’t get enough coverage for the hotel and Allison is worried that the fans who snuck in and ambushed them messed up Isaac’s styling. (If they did, Lydia — the stylist — will lose her shit.)
Anyway, the point is, neither Scott nor Allison seem to have official jobs or titles working for Isaac. The accepted theory for months was that Scott was his best friend from home (though there are certainly RPS shippers who are pretty convinced he and Scott are a thing and not allowed to come out publicly) and Allison was his girlfriend — they were pretty careful to keep that on the downlow, but there were a few pictures of Isaac and Allison kissing out there. Except then one night paparazzi gets this photo of Isaac where, in the background, it’s very clear that Scott and Allison are making out. There is a huge uproar over it — how dare she cheat on Isaac?!?!
Isaac refuses to answer any questions about it, and it’s ridiculous how Scott and Allison are suddenly getting photographed themselves, as if they were celebrities. Lots of nastiness is thrown Allison’s way and there are tons of headlines about whether or not Isaac and Scott’s bromance is over forever, even though it’s pretty clear from the fact that Scott and Allison are still on tour with Isaac that, you know, everything is fine.
The controversy eventually dies down when everyone involved refuses to comment on it. It isn’t until a few months later that Isaac drops casual reference in an interview to “his boyfriend and his girlfriend,” and then laughs a little and says, “so I guess that settles that once and for all, huh?” and then moves on. Of course everyone else freaks out, but Isaac just shrugs and goes on as if everything is normal, because it is. It’s been him, Scott, and Allison all along.