People are graduating from high school and college, and I laid on the floor and watched Dexter all day.
My psychology professor looks exactly like Elaine from Seinfeld. It’s all I can think about while she lectures.
nooooooooooooooo
[laughs to keep from crying]
In the game of loans, you either repay or you die.
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i was crying in my car in front of the mcdonalds near my house eating french fries and listening to my sad playlist in the car and a black guy tapped on my window and just gave me life changing advice “its going to be ok lil nigga you can do it”
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Mean Girls meets: Harry Potter (part 1)
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The Orgasm Gap: The Real Reason Women Get Off Less Often Than Men and How to Fix It | Alternet
“Instead of being driven by biology, women’s rate of orgasm relative to men is a function of social forces. For one, we often bifurcate the sexual experience in line with gender norms: men are sexual (they experience desire) and women are sexy (they inspire desire). The focus on men’s internal wants and sensations also draws our attention to his satisfaction. Thus his orgasm, but not necessarily hers, becomes a critical part of what must happen for a sexual encounter to be successful and fulfilling. This is part of why intercourse – a sexual act that is strongly correlated with orgasm for men – is the only act that almost everyone agrees counts as “real sex,” whereas activities that are more likely to produce orgasm in women are considered optional foreplay.” —Lisa Wade
Great article for a sexuality class.
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When I was little I thought being an adult meant not having a bed time but I’ve come to realize that it just means being in charge of my own bed time and it turns out that I am not equipped to handle that responsibility.
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I hate my friends
So my driving instructor texted me, and I was walking so I just typed ‘Ok’ and hit send and then I looked at it and was like WHAT
But as it turns out, my friends are entirely responsible for turning ‘Ok’ into a shortcut.
Cry
yeah i’m doing this
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My new roommate for the next two months just made me spaghetti and garlic bread. I think I’m going to like it here.
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