People are graduating from high school and college, and I laid on the floor and watched Dexter all day.
My psychology professor looks exactly like Elaine from Seinfeld. It’s all I can think about while she lectures.
i was crying in my car in front of the mcdonalds near my house eating french fries and listening to my sad playlist in the car and a black guy tapped on my window and just gave me life changing advice “its going to be ok lil nigga you can do it”
When I was little I thought being an adult meant not having a bed time but I’ve come to realize that it just means being in charge of my own bed time and it turns out that I am not equipped to handle that responsibility.
I hate my friends
So my driving instructor texted me, and I was walking so I just typed ‘Ok’ and hit send and then I looked at it and was like WHAT
But as it turns out, my friends are entirely responsible for turning ‘Ok’ into a shortcut.
yeah i’m doing this
My new roommate for the next two months just made me spaghetti and garlic bread. I think I’m going to like it here.